LAWYERS JOKES ARE SADLY BASED ON FACT...

JACK CUNNINGHAM VS. NEW JERSEY STATE CORRUPTION

LAWYERS JOKES ARE SADLY BASED ON FACT...

F.B.I. To Investigate Disabled PTSD Vet Jack Cunningham's (Seven Years) Of Corruption And Civil Rights Violation Charges

Against State Of New Jersey

http://www.americans-working-together.com/id519.html

http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/PTSDveteranSupport

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm

Lawyers and Alligators
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than I am. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it."
"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"
"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch 'em?"
"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite 'em, shake the crap out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..."

Two Kinds of Lawyers
There are two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the judge.

Bad Reputation
Isn't it a shame how 99% of the lawyers give the whole profession a bad name.

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Professional Fighting
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians. The attorney kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the physician in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."
"No problem," said the attorney, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the physicians picked up the attorney's shoe and put a thumbtack in it. When he returned with the coke, the other physician said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the attorney obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other physician picked up the other shoe and put a tack in it. The attorney returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the attorney slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This putting tacks in shoes and spitting in cokes?"

This is a TRUE news story. NOT a joke.
A lawyer in Charlotte, NC purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim with the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
But... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

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Minister and Lawyer in Heaven
A minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates, Saint Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.
"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir, the keys to our finest penthouse suite."
"This is unfair!" cried the minister.
"Listen," Saint Peter said, "ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first lawyer we've ever seen."

Something for the Dear Departed
A lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, “In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they’ll have something to spend over there.”
They all agreed that this was appropriate. The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into the casket, and the car salesman did the same. The lawyer took out the bills and wrote a check for $300.

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm

Not All Lawyers Are Thieves
A group of dinner guests were blaming all of America’s troubles on lawyers when a woman said, “They aren’t all so bad. Why, last year a lawyer gave me $1000.”
“I don’t believe it,” the host responded.
“It’s true, I swear it,” said the woman. “I had a complicated personal injury case and what with the lawyer’s fee, the cost of expert witnesses, the expense of the appeal and so on, my bill was $41,000. When the judgment only amounted to $40,000, my lawyer simply forgave the difference.”

Problem at the Zoo
Someone mistakenly left the cages open in the Reptile House at the zoo and there were snakes slithering all over the place.
Frantically, the keeper tried everything, but he couldn't get the slippery animals back into their cages. Finally, he yelled, "Quick, call a lawyer!"
"A lawyer? Why?"
"We need someone who speaks their language."

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There are many more Lawyer Jokes at the above link.

Are Corrupt Lawyers Above the Laws...

One disabled Vietnam vet has been battling eight years to prove, "no."

A state Supreme Court ethics official Robert Correale misuses his government and court office to Cover-Up and block ethics violations and legal malpractice charges against his own law firm, Maynard & Truland. After eight years, the Cover-Up leads all the way up to the Governor's Office, Attorney General's Office and the state's Supreme Court and Superior Court.

November 14, 2008
Congressman Scott Garrett, New Jersey's 5th Congressional District

Cc: Honorable Governor Jon Corzine
       Honorable Senator Steven V. Oroho
       Honorable Alison Littell McHose

       Americans Working Together

Dear Tatiana Marquis, District Director,

As per the conversation you had with my wife Joan, please find the following information pertaining to my eight year struggle to initiate an investigation of my charges of corruption, cover-up and a Conflict of Interest within the New Jersey's Office of Attorney Ethics and the NJ Attorney General's office. Eight years of battling for Due Process is much to demand from an honorably disabled PTSD veteran.

Simply stated, I am requesting Governor Jon Corzine to look into (and answer my letters) how the state’s Office of Attorney Ethics allowed Vice-Chairman Robert Correale to use his influence as a high level member to block Legal Malpractice and Attorney Ethics charges from Correale and his law Firm, Maynard & Truland.

After a deluge of my letters in 2003, the Office of Attorney Ethics had their nearby committee, District XI do a perjury-filled, malfeasance, lame investigation; where Robert Correale and his former law firm, Maynard & Truland were cleared of all charges. Correale and his law firm’s lawyers supplied no supporting evidence with their sworn certifications. However, I supplied Maynard & Truland’s own contract and invoices, along with Superior Court Documents, court-filed letters, etc.

Over the years, Governor Jon Corzine has received, at least, seven U.S. mail letters (of which three were certified) and over twenty emails on this subject. All contained attached evidence. However, the Governor's office has NOT returned any communication. Additionally, Corzine's aid Susan does not return my phone calls, and her staff refuses to give me her last name.   Governor Corzine’s lack of return communications only adds to this New Jersey State Government Cover-up.

At this point, I do not wish to burden you with additional details, of which there are plenty. I simply ask that you communicate to the Governor my request for an investigation.   (You can read evidence directly on the internet at the below listed web links.)

Due to being diagnosed and rated 100% disabled as a combat Marine, I suffer memory loss and request a copy of all communications with Corzine's office.

As per your request, I have copied my New Jersey State Legislative representatives in the hope they will do their own follow-up with Governor Jon Corzine.
   Respectfully,

Jack "John" Cunningham

http://www.americans-working-together.com/id111.html

http://www.americans-working-together.com/attorney_ethics/id50.html

http://www.americans-working-together.com/attorney_ethics/id73.html

Current status of the above letter.

Ms. Tatiana Marquis has been in verbal communications with my wife. (Waiting for written follow up.) Assemblywoman Alison Littell-McHose, State Senator Steven Oroho and Governor Jon Corzine have not returned any communications.

Please call Senator Oroho and Assemblywoman Littel-McHose and ask them, if they will be returning Jack Cunningham's letter.

Thank You

Senator Steven Oroho Phone Number: 973 - 300 - 0200

Assemblywoman Alison Littell-McHose Phone Number: 973 - 300 - 0200

Ms. Tatiana Marquis Phone Number: 201 - 712 - 0330

Governor Jon Corzine Phone Number: 609 - 292 - 6000

Today, just like Jack Cunningham can not surrender to a bunch of corrupt lawyers and corrupt government officials, who have been protecting them for eight years, Jack could not surrender, when he served (24/7) in the Duc Duc Refugee village with eight other Marines.

Read some of Jack's experiences at: http://www.capveterans.com

The message of these webpages is getting out...

As of September 3, 2008, these webpages have had 150 visitors for 2008 using the domain of   House.gov

During that same period of time, 97 New Jersey State Employees using the domain of    State.NJ.us have visited these pages.

85 visitors using the domain   Senate.gov

The Department of Justice USDOJ.gov about 50 times.

Since 7/1/2008 alone, there have been 15 visitors from the United States Supreme Court   USCOURTS.gov

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP IN GETTING THE WORD OUT TO THEM!

Lawyers Should NOT Be Above The Laws In Any State.

http://www.americans-working-together.com/attorney_ethics/id50.html

COMMENTS ABOUT JACK CUNNINGHAM'S CHARGES AGAINST THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY

Your "Due Process" under the law was violated. Perjury is also an issue which should not be over-looked.

Try communicating with the US Attorney and/or FBI.

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Having been a pretty good "street cop" for 35 years this December, I read carefully what you sent me.

If I was involved with this case and having the documentation that you and the courts have, I believe that I would approach a mid-ranking Officer in the police service in your area and inquire about "perjury" investigations.

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After spending 28 years in law enforcement, I've never seen such screw ups in my life. Sounds like these lawyers had something going with friends in high New Jersey government places.

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Theft of your constitutional rights and due process under the law, by deception.

Webmaster Jack Cunningham in Parris Island, Marine Corps Boot Camp 1969

18 Years of Age

Jack Cunningham and his wife, Joan

Congressman Scott Garrett is running for re-election, please ask him to help a disabled veteran.

For years, the State of New Jersey, especially the Governor's Office, has not answered disabled vet Jack Cunningham's letters.

Please call Amy Smith, Congressman Scott Garrett's (Mr. Cunningham's representative) chief of staff at 202 225-4465.

Ask Amy Smith to please have Congressman Garrett write a letter (And follow-up) to New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine asking for a licit state investigation on John "Jack" Cunningham charges of New Jersey State corruption and Cover-up for Maynard & Truland of Morristown, NJ.

You can email Amy Smith at: nj05.calendar@mail.house.gov

You can read details at: http://www.americans-working-together.com/jack_cunningham/id24.html

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* AS THE PLAINTIFF AGAINST A CORRUPT LAW FIRM, HONORABLE COMBAT VETERAN JACK CUNNINGHAM IS MOCKED IN STATE SUPREME COURT DOCUMENTS FOR HAVING PTSD. Please press here for details and evidence. *

AFTER READING THE FACTS AND EVIDENCE, PLEASE PRESS HERE TO SIGN JACK'S PETITION REQUESTING DUE PROCESS FROM THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY. You Can Add Your Comments. Over 1,000 people have signed and hundreds have added their comments.

1055. Edgar Goulet The (New Jersey) Courts and those who run them are the criminals and a fifth grader can see that. Veterans with PTSD have gone through hell and back for this Country and top priority and all the respect that goes along with it. This game will end someday soon, as you will all be judged by someone else other than yourselves. (Corrupt Politicians & Corrupt Lawyers)

GOD BLESS AMERICA

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Jack Cunningham Contact Email. Please press HERE.

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