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----- Original Message -----
From:    Tony Moscicki
 
 
RESTROOM SIGNS
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men

Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
 
 
 
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
 
 
 
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
 
 
 
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.

The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
 
 
 
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her CRAP.

Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
 
 
 
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.

Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
 
 
 
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
 
 
 
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!

Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
 
 
 
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.

Revolution Books
New York , New York .
 
 
 
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!

Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC
 
 
 
Express Lane:
Five beers or less

Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
 
 
 
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA
 
 
 
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA
 
 
 
 
~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~
 
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it

Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
 
 
 
SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackli ng, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started do ing the same thing to them at funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
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Harvard Economists: Media Has Effect on Insurgency

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By Ken Shepherd | March 13, 2008 - 18:29 ET

That shadowy, vast right-wing conspiracy in the Ivy League has done it again. Economists at Harvard have found a link between negative media coverage of Iraq and an emboldening of insurgents.    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/ken-shepherd/2008/03/13/harvard-economists-media-has-effect-insurgency

If the American news media has an effect on the terrorists, what about the outspoken anti-war politicians in Congress?